Why is the sky blue? Original blametheblogger Poetry


“Why is the sky blue?” I ask,

“Why not purple or yellow?”

“Make it multi-coloured please!”

To my parents I bellow.

sky

“What’s the point of offside, Dad?”

“I cannot quite comprehend.”

“Sturridge must be through on goal!”

I scream. Drives me round the bend…

sturrdige

“How do I make sushi, Mum?”

“At this, Mum, please can you help.”

“It’s just too hard, no can do!”

“Oh Mum, I give up!” I yelp.

sushi

“My iPhone is dead, Grandma!”

“Sometimes, I really do doubt.”

“If it’s playing tricks on me,”

“If it has a brain!” I shout.

phone#

Despite all horrid problems,

Sushi, phones, offside, the sky,

There’s one thing I must tell you,

Just one thing I can’t deny.

If you too fell this desperate,

Feel like… a helpless jogger,

There’s a place that you should go,

They call it; ‘blametheblogger‘!

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